stable flight ( unicycle zen )
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apologies for th swearing
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****
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feel better now
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i did my
dusk fly around th big block
on my number three unicycle
gotta do some more
solitary miles
seen too many ppl off th wheel
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got an outstanding fine
i'll have to make a call
in th morning
if i rememebr
remind me will ya ?
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was due yesterday
runnin a red light on a unicycle
at like midnight
bugger
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be a funny warrant
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got up into stable flight
and just
more noise pls
wasnt stoned enough i think
seriously
pleasant all th same
maybe another ride later
haven't done much today
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number three needs air
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and th hash pipe is clogged
e
xcuse me why dont you
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more drugs over here
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"are ya some kind of wild animal paulie ?"
i guess
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stable flight on th flywheel
is no wobbles
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there is one inherent in th wheel
cause of th pedals
but you knew that
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i know
i had another ****head
today
had my eyes closed
boppin down th road
i can hear his steps comin at me
he's comin out on th road to frighten me
open my eyes
show a startle
he's happy
****head
back to eyes closed
janes addiction jane says
in th earphones
and a nice steady breeze comin down th francis road
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well you didnt interrupt stable flight for very long
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there's always one
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wipeout
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it's th simpsons surf episode
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wipeout
is a bump in th bitumen
that wasnt there before
too relaxed
sittin in th wheel
being one
and
undone
hello ground
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houston
we have a problem
we have separation
experiencing a flying motion at th present time
will radio back after
contacting th OW sphere
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a planet hey
never hit a planet before
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****
tom just said on th telly
houston we have a problem
i didnt know that was gunna be on
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the toecutter will see you now
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"what's gunna fall out of th sky paulie ?"
i dont know
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"when ?"
usually one to seven days
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sorry
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i havent made much money on th side this week
****in pension dont last long
dont think we got a wizard in th valley this weekend
i might stay home and have an unlax
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just have to sing with my computer
lucky i stole so many songs
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hmmm
on
just shoot me
just came back on
th 50 ***iest songs of all time
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**** off gift
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dont mean that
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synchronicity flys
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i dont need to imagine
it comes to me anyway
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proves itself to me everyday
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"little things"
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"i wanna work on th random number generator"
no
"i want it to achieve stable flight"
"has a very slight wobble"
no dear
that's th flaw
you wont get rid of it
chaos flaw
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it's damn near a straight line
but it's not
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bit like flying th unicycle
goes better
if ya go side to side
and ride like a s****
builds
drive
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horse riding stance at th bathtub
legs straight
and scrub th bath
hmm
sore hammies
did some big flying on th weekend
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always lookin for a good stretch
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takes a bit though
im ****in flexible
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chriopractor
didntlike me very much
had to twist me
long way
to get a crack at all
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i look after my own back now
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fifteen odd years of ridin
assymetrical sidecars
bent it
th unicycle
balanced it again
been ridin too long if front of ppl
i need some balance
some
pure time with th wheel
flying
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th xmas lights around th corner are particlarly good this year
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even at midnight
someone will make comment
if ya surf on a unicycle
occasionally
this means buyin better headphones
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i get on th back channel
i saw ya brother toolin around
on his unicycle
at two am
boppin down th cow paddock road
ya never escape it
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stand in th line
in coles
and th lady goes
a twenty pack
not a fifty
he says if he gets a fifty
he smokes more
and they both had a good giggle
i'm with th guy
if i get a fifty
thats what i smoke for th day
25 today
which is better
jeez they were superior beings
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"at least we got off sharks"
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keep pickn up aviation magazines
maybe it just means i wanna fly th flight simulator again
not everything that reoccurs
is a pointer to someone dying
"yeah but some of it is"
i guess that's balance
some of it is ****full
some of it s good
pullina brand new carsponge
otu of th boot of th car
for a pretty lady friend
who cant find hers
and bought it
on th way there
good and bad
balance
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give me a break gift
dont be tellin me which celebrity dies next
it aint a kindness
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i hate it when it does that
dont encourage it
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a wise man said to me
you'll be able to ride th unicycle well
when you can ride
with your hands beside you
completely motionless
this soon gets boring though
i like to
pick th arms up
and move em side to side
that's when ya find speed
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as ya ride longer
your corrections become finer
your fine motor skills
improve
grace
is th goal
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stable comfortable flight
is not thinkin about what you;re doing
find something to look at
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amazing what th peripheral vision sees
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"wwll that boy's only seein from his peripheral vision"
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what ?
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ah goodie
my digital camera batteries are charged again
havent played with it in a while
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stay upright
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wheeltail monkey
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p.s.
th carparts are coming out of my bedroom
wow
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had a shower to celebrate
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as usual
i get th house to myself for a week or so
after xmas
wont be quite as broke this year as last
jane threw me out
december 23rd
"hi jane"
no way
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not lookin good for th weekend
think th valley rides will be off
th wizard needs a rest from
where's your other wheel ?
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wanna ride in th surf
again
but i have to wait
maybe round xmas
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i dont think it's a building
i was talkin sharks
a guy gets whacked by a shark
i was talkin kuta
and they splattered a couple of nightclubs on kuta beach
my ppl
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arseholes
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i said i'd whack
christpher skase myself
drag him behind a car to his death
but he died seven days later
yeah there are good things
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i foolishly asked a question off god
for my black brothers
and we got six days of
the worst weather in recorded history
never mind th guy
who came to me on th seventh day
dressed as jesus
and shook my hand
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above all
when practising
unicycle zen
keep a sense of humour
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"bad guy fall off building now"
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"i get something falling from th sky"
"sorry paulie"
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real , imagined or just paulie wants to play with his flight sim again
planes *
are today's theme
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maybe th NSA guys can crack my code
and pull out
bits of th future
i have a bit of trouble
some of th things
that come to me
happen
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i get th urge
to work on my chopped down
goodies bike
and th next day
my litle brother puts
259 tiles in it's parking place
now it's out to be worked on
we can see it
came up with a nice idea
really skinny
full height
ute body
for xmas
well ridin t th shops
and markie and i
might take it for a spin
past th xmas lights
fun to ride
real long drive train
three crank wheels
go over a bump
and it rides like a limo
much later
another bump
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limo *
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we got a new chopper today
guy said it was gorgeous to fly
sorry
watchin th news
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i'll go along with th indonesia warning
little chinese woman
i was talkin about
yesterday and day before
indonesian chinese
tell me many things
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"i can do no more"
ok
thanks babe
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"maybe it's just th new choppers paulie"
"we been readin a lot of military magizines"
"little brother's got stacks"
got to th botttom of th stack
and there are th aviation magazines
trade journals
i found that time
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a pure pleasure to fly
well i dig flying
might get a little more wrecked
and crank up th simulator
it;s been a while
like to land a jumbo in th simulater occasionally
harder with th mouse but
joystick's ****ed
where's that bell x u 1 jet jenny ?
"got it on disk"
find it will ya
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2 tiger attack helicopters
****
a bipedal robot
from honda ?
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they licked th balance problem
wonder if it could ride a wheel ?
th japanese are nuts about unicycles
ridin a wheel
is exactly th same as walking
just lean a little further forward
honest...
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SWIPE
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"oops"
"Excuse me"
"more drugs over here"
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time to fly a lear jet
in virtual reality
on half a server
and breathe out
thank you
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i prefer th unicycle game
real sprites
real hard tracks
that change over time
and cops
that are dumb enough to hit th siren
and chase a unicycle thru th street
he wont do that again
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that one's always funny
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stable flight
after midnight
jumped off th gutter
wrong side of th road
big
skwawk
from th new police
special horns
and a couple of well muffled words
i cant hear him
what's he saying ?
ah well
continue
gday
nice taxi rank
no i dont give rides
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i asked this guy
who'd been ridin unicycles for years
turned me onto smokin pot and ridin
conquer your fears
makes th ride smoother
ya dig ?
why th music man ?
and besides th rhythm
which is really cool by th way
ridin with th rhythm
it was so
he couldnt hear
th same things
over and over and over
and over
and over
he wouldnt listen to anybody
i hope
for his sake
he found
th same thing i find
ya have a break
and ya get a bit rude for a while
and ya just surf
and dont talk to anybody
find th loudest set
of headphones ya can find
and go down th beach
on dusk
with th wind up
five cones inside
five gorgeous cones of light green dried flowers
and hit th surf
tryin to ride th ripples
turn and catch
where th waves goin
and go a bit deeper
and ride harder
than you've ever ridden before
doesnt hurt to fall off
foot deep of water
nice cu****on
mostly
watch out for holes
wont you
certain beaches
produce holes
when th tide falls
and we surf th unicycle
at low tide
with hard sand
underwheel
hit a hole
and you;re flyin
there's no exit strategy
it just is
part of th fun
unicycle just dispapears
beneath you
houston
we have a prob
SPLASH
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fun
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go away ya bother me
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sorry
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it's about conquering fear
"and operant conditioning"
ssssshhhhh
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more drugs over here
stupid robot hand
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"is it too slow ?"
enough already
"ok"
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you go away now...
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the unicycle man
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p.s.
the land surfer siezes control of th page
and settles into stable flight
stretching begins
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if you ride hard
and you dont stretch
you wake up in th middle of th night
with legs
tryin to insert themselves
in your fundamental orifice
not pleasant
i recommend th stretching
think about yur unicycle
as an extension of your
yoga
an extension of you
and not as a platform
to do tricks off or on
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you literally ride it
by th seat of your pants
no ****ing wheel
to turn
no handlebars
no joystick
no mouse
think left
go left
think right
go right
wicked fun at speed
thru a fast slalom
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but you have to achieve
stable flight
it will give you
grace...
