lifestyles of th poor and infamous
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bourbon
"check"
marijuana
"check"
ok i'm ready
hi psychic blog
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david byrne
'like humans do'(radio edit)
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sorry man
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ingesting flying drugs
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went surfing
in th city
at lunch time
on one wheel
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dont remember a lot
i was half cut
it's not all bad bein
poor
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got a problem with my black job
which is all good
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but th money will dry up
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gorillaz
'dare'
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weird
bein told yr talented and
ya cant afford to buy th *****
a cup of coffee
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ya got nice tits though
and skinny legs and
gave me a huge smile
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i'll take that smile
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i remember
cause i've been asleep half th day
playin on th grass
in th botanic gardens
makin it down to th river edge
without fallin off
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i found this wall
where th **** was that pauli ?
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"umm"
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"tryin to retrace our route"
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"hit new territory"
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"roma street"
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thanks
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i found a hoel in th wall
i could sleep in
if i had to
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am i goin streetie again black ?
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limp bizkit
'hot dog'
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i got a cup of coffee
with th streeties
a free one from th
van
and took it for a ride
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swervin around posts
with half a cup of coffee
th ****in suspension unicycle
is good at this
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man i jumped some gutters today
a bigger crowd
forcin me off th pavement
to play amongst th cars
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oh hello
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think i ran a coupel red lights
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****in bourbon and
drugs
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th town clown was
in brisvegas today
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livin out past th edge though
it might be a tem****ary return
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black still wont let me
surf thru
the fortitude valley
apologies to my strete friends
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havent sung there in five months
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joe jackson
'real men'
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down where th gay bars are
chock full of straights these days
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my twin brother
got sick of
girls and
guys
sittin on our legs
while we sang
neither of em ****
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unrequited love
and drugs and
rock n roll
we had to retire
rock n roll paulie
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long dead
rock n roll george is
whinging but
i'm sorry man
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after six yrs
of
rolling
around
on one wheel
making music
i cant even do it for my blog anymore
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it doesnt pay and
it doesnt get me laid
sufficient
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and i make
more smiles on dials
if i stay on th wheel
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th new ****er
bounces
man
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love that monoshock suspension
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laurie anderson
'sharkeys night'
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hey sharkey
"how th **** are ya ?"
good man
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still doin speed runs
thru th posts hey man
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and th pigs are
as complacent as ever
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been doin it so long
they barely see me
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ben cullum
'these are the days/i get a kick out of you'
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met some nice ppl though
today
surfin thru th city
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and scared ****
out of th usual amount of
sprites
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hey it's my ****in playground
i dont care all u ****s are at work
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wasnt drunk enough though
not one
huge stack
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jeez th cameras are
proliferating though
gettin hard
to surf thru crowds
without bein filmed
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dodgin thru
street furniture and
cuttin off pedestrians
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this one chick
today
man she propped
sorry dear
nice tits
u know
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sure ya do
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just
twist th uni and
a little slide and
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oasis
'****ing in the bushes'
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yr pretty nimble
on that set of
high heels
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and yr legs go all th way up
and make ****s of themselves
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"u alright pirate jenny ?"
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i saw a stunner
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"wot else is new ?"
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gave her a fright but
she smiled at me
"like i said"
"wot else is new"
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least i kept my
dunlop volley sandshoes
on today
th beast rides better
in bare feet but
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too ****d for
lunch time in th capital city
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butthole surfers
'pepper'
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man i have a good life
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"cant buy th ***y ***** a coffee"
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good
it'll keep me out of her pants
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"famous last words"
nicole kidman;s bottom
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i found another
floating platform
to **** around on
i lke
ridin on
loose surfaces
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tool
'hooker with a *****'
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**** off computer
strawberry isnt a loose surface
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hot redhead doesnt cut it
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man i miss ya
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spin me evry time i
spoke at ya
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my iq drops by
twenty points and
i say all th wrong things
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and my twin brother
black
th one percenter in me
respects ya
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drivin into town today
to go
play
a bourbon between my legs and
marijuana in th
centre console
i had soem kind thought of you today
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made me wet
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still spun by jen
why does she give such good cuddle
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i know
u love her too
u me and
five others
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something for kate
'captain'(million miles an hour)
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coupel of weeks ago
jen and i
half my age and
gay as
we split a sixpack of rum and
talked till one am
ah ****
th only gay chick i know
that was still
exclusivley licking pussie has
fallen off th wagon
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all my gay lady friends have
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still spitin about boys
and ****in one stupid
ah well
it makes ya better lovers
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th once gay chick
is way better in th sack
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up for th game
who can get th most orgasms
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oh dear
never met a boy
who can get
multiple female orgasms
poor thing
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machine gun fellatio
'all of them ladies'
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no matter
how bad
my nuts are aching
and that's an every day thing
bein allergic to girls
if u just lay there
i'll leave half way thru
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driven all my girlfriends nuts
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**** paulie
****d in a bed
with two others
i turned down ***
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"she was fertile"
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i dont do condoms man
only been able to buy em
five yrs or so
screwed too long without em
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and she wants a kid
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****
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two gashes out of my left shoulder
from low flying trees
performing
in th
city
surfers paradise
for th
high school leavers and
i'm turning down a threesome
happy to cuddle till we all fall asleep
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comfortably numb
after a huge ride
surf thru
surfers
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am i mad ?
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i cant just
have another kid
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oasis
'****ing in the bushes'
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not with my magic
and our family's testicle curse
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is everybody ok if i
take this slowly
ok
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they love me
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it's been a coupel of weeks
can my diary stand it
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dammit
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a musician
and his girlfriend
tryin to lay me after
we sang together
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normally th girlfriend
doesnt wade in too
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almost used to
th muso tryin to **** me
singin liek a girl
like i do
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damn
she's fertile
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arlo guthrie
'highway in the wind'
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th unicycle
owns my soul
kept me alive and
it;s my wheelchair
it drags me
out to play
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th damn things
wont let me
live with another chick
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when th *** stops
and th unicycle
still isnt gettin ridden enough
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last time
black bailed me out
sacked both of my girlfriends for
underperforming
th *** has gone
under oen day in two
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i'm just a wee bit skittish
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do re mi
'man overboard'
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i slept th night
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damaged performer
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and we've spoken briefly since
still warm
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i still feel th love
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and fear it
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i've dropped into
another skatebowl
one one wheel
on a man;s bike
since
scares me less
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just because ya love me
doesnt mean
u'll look after me
when we fight
u'll use th fact
i'm allergic to girls
to hurt me
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only every girl
before u
has said that
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and we will fight
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my female personality is
rambunctious
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do as i pls
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is how i ran several *****es
isnt it
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i'm goin to th pub
i'll be back sunday
goin to see my weekend *****
well if u could keep up
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the black eyed peas
'hands up'
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so she **** me stupid
one time
before i leave
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but morticia
whose itch
can go off
twelve times in a day
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would still do me twice
that night
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then i'd slip into surfers
whiel she slept
chardonnay slept
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till i returned
after singin
six hours
with a muso mate
at half six
am
and do me another time
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i was spoiled then and
still
lifestyles of th poor and infamous
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my old dance partner
at surfers
th redhead
is ringin again
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****
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jewel
'cleveland'
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i jammed with
jo****e and th boys
in th front room
a coupel weeks ago
jo****e nearly took off one of my nipples
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is it any wonder
i 've stopped singin in th street
i got enough trouble
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and this
dark haired
norwegian girl
still in my mind
one night
singin in th fortitude valley mall
i'll never forget u
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i was playin th heartbeat druma nd
singin liek a girl and
**** u can dance
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but
michael
ha da *****
haul him off th street
and johnno went back to th states and
mika went hoem to NZ and
the buskers jam at dawn
on a sunday morn
died
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ram jam
'black betty'
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and too many of my muso mates
are tryin to **** me
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that party last yr
with his boyfriend cryin on th steps
i sat with im on th steps
not here to hurt u
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and his menagerie
seven bent chicks
all goin off
inside
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but wot a voice
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we dropped into
three part harmony
with th guitar and
one of th menagaerie
says he overuses th big voice
i smiled and
joined him for a bit
thru th chorus and said
yeah but he can
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follow him note for note and
we sang in th street together
many many hours
we nail th harmonies
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blur
'girls and boys'
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he got drunk
coudlnt keep his hands off me and
th emnagerie
g ot cut at me
and his boyfriend and
that chick outside
not complimentary
then cuddle up for a cone and
a ciggie
til i wander back inside
to go sing like a girl
half ****d
with th birthday boy
jumpin all over me
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needed therapy after that night
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waddya mean
i'm a prettier girl than u are
ah **** dear
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i need another drink
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just
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i'm 44 for ****'s sake
for twelve yrs
th docs said
have a ***chnage
for yr rotten testicles
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and i'm still
not cool with th attention
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t-rex
'telegram sam'
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it;s just
rock n roll hey mark
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all artists are ****ed in th head
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but i ****in love singing and miss
wanderin liek a honey bee
from busker to busker
singin with five of my mates
in one night
surfin the
fortitude valley
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it had a romantic side
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from my perspective
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**** i miss ya rock spider
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and jess
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brother julian
dan
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bradley
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wild haired blonde piano playin man
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my hair has gone rank man
it's past
aboriginal elder hair
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th afro is dropping
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blind melon
'no rain'
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no-one else
signs this in th street johnno
i got more
freedom
in th background
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jane
never wanted to be a singer
just a dancing girl
jeez u could ****
destroy a bed
i just wanna be th backing singer
but without rules
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i dont sing th bit off th record
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u can
if u want to
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rather go where i'm goin
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and th guy
ont hguitar
he aint complaining
nor th crowd of twenty
sittin and
chillin
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if ya want th original
go and play it at home
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jamming in th streets
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th guy
with th leica camera
who stalks us
has freaked out two
of my singing partners
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the red hot chilli peppers
'track no16'
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cameras are ****ed
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but occasionally
i'll stop
so th two pretty blondes
can have a photo taken with me
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grin and bear it
****in common
blondes
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they're always blonde
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i get more camera exposure
than my mates
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gettin th unicycle sideways
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th camera phones are killin me
they;re takin shots at night now
flashes goin off
in th crowd i;m surfing
some shooting video
in low light
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it;s gotten so bad
i no longer see th cameras
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i used t run from them
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i'm havin a midlife crisis
go away
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just surfing
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preset studio keepers
'come together'(hallen)
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my life is at least
interesting
at least to me
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got to be a joker
he just do wot he pls
-
lyric
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aint alive otherwise
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lose some weight dude
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seriously
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i;'d give ya that headjob
even take my teeth out
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yr girlfriend is pretty cool
cute too
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such a boy
for a girlie boy
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i cant help bein complex
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just me
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and black
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can ya handle my
one percenter brother
th killer
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i dunno
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he;s carryin
325000 witchdoctor kills
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shakespears sister
'catwoman'
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half burned out
psychic killer
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th kadaitcha man
can be a **** to live with
like all th figures of history i guess
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so ****in blunt
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i dont need t be quiet
i'
m a witchdoctor
and th pigs
leave
me mostly
alone
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i get away
will all sorts of ****
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i was once
vice president
of a motorcycle club
it's in my
blood
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th one percenter in me
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why i'm in love with strawberry
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she grew up
in th
one percenter environment
with harleys everywhere
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hard t offend
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gorillaz
'dare'
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when my bike lived inside
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bought a sixpack this morning
this guy
tyin on
a carton
to th bakc of his
1100 honda
hey man
brings back memories
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painting th fridge
in rubber and
bits of slate tile
at
the farm
ten acre party house
in
the gap
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grow old
disgracefully
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eighteen months
we told the man to get ****ed
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made me infamous
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the dirty little murderers boys
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and i was
a minder
at th fairground
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i've been laid
in th doorway
of a nightclub
whiel th bouncers
just watched on
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chris isaak
'baby did a bad bad thing'
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yeah
i guess
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****ed bein well hung
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if u were
well hung
and
out there
in th street
known by everybody and
****ing
sweet morticia
head witch of th gold coast
then u could do it to
pudknocker
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money
ya dont need money
to live
like a rockstar
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how do ya do that man ?
"cause i ****in feel like it"
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ok black
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**** we';ve lived
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ever had a headjob
in th middle of th bike pack
from th hot chick
with th big tits
ridin in yr sidecar
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george michael
'freedom 90'
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have to pinch myself soemtimes
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i get offered
headjobs
whiel surfin
in th traffic
after midnight
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live outrageously
at least
i lived
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and continue
to live
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th beast
nippleclamp
monoshock suspension unicycle
took me for a gorgeous fly
this very day
thru th capital city
without incident and
i saw th usual amount of nice pussie
smilin at me
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see her at her best
no **** looks
first thing in th morning
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i should carry a wireless
webcam
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buried in my
sharkfin
wizard hat
one day
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show some
street reality
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this guy got knifed
and murdered
other side of th mall
while we were singin and
we saw none of it
thru our dancing
crowd
"and we played on"
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edie brickhill
'what i am'
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dont know exactly wot i am
a psychic freak i guess
but i have fun
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the age of conformity
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not queenslanders man
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xmas is coming
i always starve after xmas
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in my disabled employment meeting
last week
i copped to being a unicycle freak
they just smile man
they dont reach in their pockets for their wallet
+++
i cant make money out of it
it;s my
wheelchair
+++
and i cant get along with the man
the councils
public liability is killin me
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jimmy barnes
'flame trees'
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so where do i put my hat man ?
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my crowd is th whoel place
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i'm on every street
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just th ****in
fool on th hill
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grinning inanely cause
i just cleared
two hundred posts and
i only hit three
and didnt ****in fall off
and still
th ****head in th crowd
asks me
where's my other wheel ?
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i got th mp3 playuer
wound right up but
i can hear th ****
+++
if it was later in th day
i'd tell him to get ****ed
disrespectful ****
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i know one day
i'll have t put one of these ****s
in hospital
and get on th news doin it
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for my unicycle
brothers and sisters
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us extreme unicyclists are
a mean bunch
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where's my other ****in wheel
do i look as unco as u ****
liek i ****ing need it
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this is a man;s bike
how long u wanna go to hospital for
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it;s not a safety bicycle ****
+++
six months
fortitude valley
i am ****ing annoyed
+++
?
'you might be a redneck'
+++
if i rode by
on a safety bicycle
would u be mouthin off at me ?
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'californication'
+++
ya see these ****in veins ?
+++
how much muscle th beast builds
+++
i'll remember my
three yrs of kickboxing training and
use my
fourty kilometer an hour
unicycle legs and
give u a hospital visit
nobody will forget
and all on video
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i'll snap one day
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i do somethin amazin
and th smartarse ****
has given me an insult
thinkin he's payin me a
compliment
and made a funny
+++
if he asks for a backflip
he's goin in an ambulance
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he's looked me up and down
and cant
get past the
withering stare
not surprised
it;s got
325000 dead ppl in it
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cop this withering stare ****
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one percenter unicyclist comin thru
no ****in brakes
i am not joking madam
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butthole surfers
'pepper'
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ok
i miss singin th lesbian blues
will ya hurry up
and get off *****
i wanna go nightclubbing
in th strete
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it unhinges
some of th older owmen
specially if she thought i was a
black chick
on account of th hair
and th voice
till i turned around
+++
ah well
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good ****
and pirated music
waits for no man
later psychic blog
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pirate jenny
"black - 009"
beeing twin souls together in
the land surfer
[pronounced as always]
[the kadaitcha man of australia]
{the wizard of aus}
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p.s.
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gorillaz
'feel good inc.'
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**** yeah computer
wandered downstairs for a bourbon
sophie formica on telly
make anyone smile...
