**** YOU
<MI5Victim@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message news:m07101110415775@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> Virgin Radio-Johnny Boy (21/August/1998)
>
> Certainty level: 60%
>
> On Saturday 15 August 1998 I attended a gathering of contributors to
> newsgroup uk.misc at London's Victoria railway station. Also present was
> Simon G, who had previously given this description of what he would be
> wearing;
>
> At 06:36 AM 13/8/98 GMT, Simon wrote:
>>further clarification to aid recognition, i'll be wearing
>>a t ****rt, a brown suede waistcoat, a brown suede miniskirt,
>>& a pair of patchwork leggings (& may have a widebrimmed straw
>>hat, too).
>
> It is my belief that my persecutors, who monitor my home telephone line
> (and consequently read all modem communications including email),
> were aware of this meeting, and may even have observed the "meat" taking
> place.
>
> Following the "meat" it seemed to me that one or two attempts were made
by
> my persecutors to ****tray me as "gay", on the basis of Simon's suede
> miniskirt, which in their inventiveness my persecutors attributed to me,
> not Simon. (Just for the record, Simon is hetero, and has agreed to the
> above email extract being published.) The following item from Johnny
Boy's
> Wheels of Steel (between 7pm-11pm, Friday 21/8/98) is one such attempt.
>
> (conversation) (J=Johnny-Boy, H=Hipster)
>
> J: Texas of course part of V98 this weekend enjoy it if you're going.
Keep
> your eyes out on Sunday in Chelmsford for Hipster, because he's going to
> be there. What are you going to be wearing?
>
> H: I'll be wearing my, er, my suede shorts.
> (sycophantic laughter)
>
> J: and believe me he ain't joking, he ain't joking. OK coming next at
> Virgin
> on the Wheels of Steel...
>
> Why do I think Hipster's "suede shorts" refers to Simon's mini-skirt?
> Because "suede" in both cases (obvious!); because "suede shorts"
indicates
> "gay" which they were trying to pin on me; because "shorts" = something
> short, such as a "mini"-skirt; and because the two DJs both laughed as
> soon
> as Hipster said "suede shorts", they knew what the joke was, they knew
> that
> they were meant (and probably paid) to find it funny.
>
> 5262
>
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