On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 03:59:38 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 20:42:31 +0100, ****d Gonad <bodron57@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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wrote:
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>> > On Aug 31, 7:14 pm, "Peter Hucker" <n...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 09:43:50 +0100, ****d Gonad
<bodro...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> >> > Viv la Terry Wogan.
>> >>
>> >> What?!?!?
>> >>
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>> >> What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
>> >> A battery has a positive side.
>> >
>> > I just thought I'd alter the direction. Who threw that spanner?
>>
>> Hands up who knows what would happen if I accidentally place a spanner
across a 12 volt 3750 amp-hour battery? Yes 3750 amp hours.
>
> [Putting my hand up] You would soil your pants.
What is the inductance of soil?
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"I'm in love," the boy replied.
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"With you," he said.
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