On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 06:03:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
<mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:44:43 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
<mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>
>> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 04:24:55 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
<mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:58:43 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
<mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> >> >> On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:10:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
<mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> > ****d Gonad wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> On Sep 11, 1:32 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
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>> >> >> >> >> wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> > Is that similar to woad bollocks?
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Woad bollocks! is that some kind of disease?
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > No. Woad bollocks are when the po-lice stop you from driving
somewhere.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Oh. Almost as bad as woad bollards.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > What's wrong with them? I think there should be more.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Why?
>> >> >
>> >> > To take care of those idiots who think they own the woad. There
should
>> >> > also be more silent policemen at unregulated intersections.
>> >>
>> >> Are you one of those arseholes that drives at the speed limit
holding everyone up?
>> >
>> > No, I'm not one of those arseholes. I don't wear a hat either.
>>
>> If you mean police drive at the speed limit, then you are mistaken.
>
> No, I don't mean them. Silent policemen and those small bollard-type
> things.
I know. What do you want those for? Anything that slows people down is
wrong. They don't slow me down, that's what suspension is for. And if
you accelerate over them, you can lift the front of the car over them
anyway.
>> I followed one home the other day - he was doing about 95 in a 70, and
85 in a 60.
>
> He's allowed to, isn't he?
Only when the blue lights are on apparently.
>> It said on the back "Police Training Vehicle".
>
> So he's learning how to speed.
ROFL!
>> The only thing I will question was the poor acceleration of the Volvo
he was driving, but I didn't think it wise to overtake...
>
> Stay well clear of Volvos.
I always end up stuck behind them, they go nearly as slow as Micras.
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