Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster
<stats@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
> > NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
> > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
> >
> > Newsgroup.................: demon.local
> > Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
> > Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
> > Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
> > Days......................: 7
> > Total No. of Articles.....: 722
> > Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
> > Total Volume..............: 3352
> > Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
> > Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
> > Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
> > Total Posters This Week...: 53
> > Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
> > Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
> > Original Content Rating...: 13.48%
> >
> > Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> > ===============================================================
> > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1
55.4%
>
> Who the **** is he?
A spamming troll, PHucker.
> > 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4
9.1%
I see I beat you again.
> > 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 59 8.4
8.2%
> > 4. Mr Pounder........................................: 32 4.6
4.4%
> > 5. pms...............................................: 18 2.6
2.5%
> > 6. anonym............................................: 16 2.3
2.2%
> > 7. Mr. Gneiss........................................: 14 2.0
1.9%
> > 8. John \"C\.........................................: 9 1.3
1.2%
> > 9. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 9 1.3
1.2%
> > 10. joblard...........................................: 9 1.3
1.2%
> A graduate student in speech therapy had two days to cure her patients
of their stutters.
> She came to a therapy session in a revealing outfit and offered a blow
job to anyone who could pronounce the name of the city in which they were
born without stuttering.
> The first man stood up and said, "B-B-B-B-B-B- Boston."
> Dejected, he shook his head and sat back down.
> The next guy stood and said, "Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Cleveland."
> He slapped his thigh in frustration and sat back down.
> The third guy stood and without hesitation said, "Miami."
> The student fell to her knees and began performing oral *** on the man.
> After fini****ng, she looked up and said, "What do you have to say now?"
> He replied, "...B-B-B-B-B-Beach."
Sure it wasn't bbbb*****?
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