On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:17:53 +0100, Mr Pounder
<MrPounder@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>> news:1190601462.317516.79120@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>> >> > Note: no response.
>>> >>
>>> >> Response.
>>> >
>>> > Are you trying to be clever?
>>>
>>> Try?
>>> There is no try.
>>> You either do or you do not do.
>>
>> So how hard did you try, Yoda?
>
> 10/10.
> Sleep with me tonight?
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A priest in a small rural town was very fond of the ten chickens and one
handsome cock rooster he kept in a hen house behind the rectory.
One Saturday night, the priest discovered that the cock rooster was
missing. At the same time the priest heard rumors of cock fights being
held in town. Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during
Sunday Mass.
During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to
s****ting a handsome cock?" All the men stood up.
"No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will confess to
having seen a handsome cock?" All the women stood up.
"Oh, no," he said "That's not what I ! mean, either. Who among you will
confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to you?" Half the women
stood up.
"Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has anybody
here seen my cock?" All the choirboys stood up.
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