On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 05:03:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
<mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 17:06:18 +0100, Mr Pounder
<MrPounder@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>
>> > "Peter Hucker" <none@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>> > news:op.tzdnl7h04buhsv@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> >> On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:37:42 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
>> >> <mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>> >>>> news:1190524085.788733.306980@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> >>>> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >>>> >> On Wed, 19 Sep 2007 07:55:42 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
>> >>>> >> <mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >>>> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>> >>>> >> >> news:1190083527.451988.120900@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> >>>> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >>>> >> >> Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.
>> >>>> >> >
>> >>>> >> > I'd never have guessed.
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> > Note: no response.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Response.
>> >>>
>> >>> Are you trying to be clever?
>> >>
>> >> you wouldn't recognise it if he was.
>> >
>> > Mr Hucker means that I was born clever.
>>
>> No, Mr Hucker meant that Bruce is so dim he wouldn't know if anyone was
being clever.
>
> When you were born, they stuck a cleaver in your head.
Classic projection.
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