"Peter Hucker" <none@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:17:53 +0100, Mr Pounder
> <MrPounder@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
>>
>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>> news:1191384061.265037.6610@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>>> news:1190601462.317516.79120@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>>> >> > Note: no response.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Response.
>>>> >
>>>> > Are you trying to be clever?
>>>>
>>>> Try?
>>>> There is no try.
>>>> You either do or you do not do.
>>>
>>> So how hard did you try, Yoda?
>>
>> 10/10.
>> Sleep with me tonight?
>
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Foiled again.
>
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> A priest in a small rural town was very fond of the ten chickens and one
> handsome cock rooster he kept in a hen house behind the rectory.
> One Saturday night, the priest discovered that the cock rooster was
> missing. At the same time the priest heard rumors of cock fights being
> held in town. Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during
> Sunday Mass.
> During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to
> s****ting a handsome cock?" All the men stood up.
> "No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will confess
to
> having seen a handsome cock?" All the women stood up.
> "Oh, no," he said "That's not what I ! mean, either. Who among you will
> confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to you?" Half the
women
> stood up.
> "Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has anybody
> here seen my cock?" All the choirboys stood up.
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