On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 19:27:46 +0100, Mr Pounder
<MrPounder@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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> "Peter Hucker" <none@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:30:39 +0100, Mr Pounder
>> <MrPounder@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>>>> news:1190258041.970028.267790@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>>> >> I never like Yogi Bear anyway.
>>>>> >> The Roadrunner is still my favourite................ beeb beeb.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > Consider yourself lucky its not duck hunting season.
>>>>>
>>>>> Consider yourself lucky I am not the hunter of such easy prey.
>>>>
>>>> Pray tell, what do you prey on?
>>>
>>> The lost, the lonely, the unwanted, the rejected, the lost causes, the
>>> frightened, the misfits, the unhappy, the unforgiving, the unforgiven.
>>
>> And you said you didn't like Metallica.
>
> One day I WILL wring your ****ing neck.
Are you upset cause I won this thread?
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