"Peter Hucker" <none@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 19:27:46 +0100, Mr Pounder
> <MrPounder@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
>>
>> "Peter Hucker" <none@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>> news:op.tz649ba94buhsv@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>> On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:30:39 +0100, Mr Pounder
>>> <MrPounder@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>>> news:1190340966.634560.180140@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:1190258041.970028.267790@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>>>> >> I never like Yogi Bear anyway.
>>>>>> >> The Roadrunner is still my favourite................ beeb beeb.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > Consider yourself lucky its not duck hunting season.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Consider yourself lucky I am not the hunter of such easy prey.
>>>>>
>>>>> Pray tell, what do you prey on?
>>>>
>>>> The lost, the lonely, the unwanted, the rejected, the lost causes,
the
>>>> frightened, the misfits, the unhappy, the unforgiving, the
unforgiven.
>>>
>>> And you said you didn't like Metallica.
>>
>> One day I WILL wring your ****ing neck.
>
> Are you upset cause I won this thread?
You intruded into this thread with Metallica.
But, okay, let us experiment. You have won this thread.
Show me.
Mr Pounder
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> Sign in a Bangkok temple:
> "It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner, if dressed as a
man."
> Cocktail lounge, Norway:
> "Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar."
> Doctors office, Rome:
> "Specialist in women and other diseases."
> Dry cleaners, Bangkok :
> "Drop your trousers here for the best results."
> In a Nairobi restaurant:
> "Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager."
> On Anathi River Highway:
> "Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable."
> On a poster:
> "Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help."
> In a city restaurant:
> "Open seven days a week and weekends."
> On automatic hand dryer:
> "Do not activate with wet hands."
> In a cemetery:
> "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own
> graves."
> Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
> "Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in
> bed."
> On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
> "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for."
> In a Tokyo bar:
> "Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts."
> Hotel, Yugoslavia:
> "The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the
chambermaid."
> Hotel, Japan:
> "You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."
> A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
> "It is strictly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people
of
> different ***, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent
> unless they are married with each other."
> Hotel, Zurich:
> "Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite ***
in
> the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose."
> Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
> "Would you like to ride on your own ass?"
> Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
> "We take your bags and send them in all directions."
> A laundry in Rome:
> "Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good
> time."
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