Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:51:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
<mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:

> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:53:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
<mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>
>> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:32:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
<mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> >> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:24:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
<mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> >> >> On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:25:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
<mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 21:18:08 +0100, Mr Pounder
<MrPounder@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> > Hedges belong on council estates.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> No crappy fences do.  Hedges are what they have in private
estates.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Are you a hedge hog?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> No, I grow my own.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > What? Parrots?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> No, hedges.  Do keep up.
>> >> >
>> >> > Benson and Hedges?
>> >>
>> >> That explains your twisted mind.
>> >
>> > I drive a Mercedes Benz.
>>
>> Bull****.
>
> Careful you don't tread in it.

Unpossible, you leve so much around there are no blank spaces left.

>> >> >> The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
>> >> >
>> >> > And a filter.
>> >>
>> >> Hitler oughta do the trick.
>> >
>> > No, that would be gas then.
>>
>> A gaseous filter?
>
> Never heard of that before.

Neither have I.

>> >> The reason people sweat is so that they won't catch fire when having
***.
>> >
>> > Its dangerous to burn rubber.
>>
>> I've never caused an accident while wheelspinning.
>
> Chucking wheelies is the perfect way to blow a tyre.

I've never blown one wheelspinning either.  I've blown one overtaking on a
pavement, I've blown one tearing round the French Alps, and I've blown one
driving at 90mph.

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