On Thu, 01 Nov 2007 03:53:57 -0000, Michael Baldwin, Bruce <mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:10:17 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce <mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>
>> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:58:19 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce <mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> >> On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 08:31:01 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce <mbb=
@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > To stop pricks cutting corners.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> If you are referring to traffic caliming, that is highly danger=
ous. If someone IS driving carelessly, they're liable to mow down someo=
ne trying to cross.
>> >> >
>> >> > I'd rather see them kill themselves instead, the bloody pricks!
>> >>
>> >> Sounds like you've never actally driven a car. Are you 12? It wo=
uld certainly explain the kalibur of your posts.
>> >
>> > No, I am not.
>>
>> Then explain your safely safely approach.
>
> Don't you mean my softly softly approach?
Same thing.
>> >> >> >> Anything that slows people down is wrong.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Why?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> What are you, 90 years old?
>> >> >
>> >> > Are you?
>> >>
>> >> Classic projection.
>> >
>> > On your part, old man.
>>
>> Bot. (Note no quetion mark)
>
> "quetion"?
Typo lamer.
> But, yes, you are a bot. No need to remind us.
Classic projection.
[predicted response =3D "on your part Phucker"]
>> >> >> >> They don't slow me down, that's what suspension is for.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > They should suspend you from a rope.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Why?
>> >> >
>> >> > Because you are a prick.
>> >>
>> >> **** off.
>> >
>> > So you're not hung yet?
>>
>> Stop enquiring about my genitalia.
>
> Stop projecting.
Why would I project something onto my genitalia?
>> >> >> >> And if you accelerate over them, you can lift the front of t=
he car over them anyway.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > What?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Have you never noticed a car lifts at the front during accelera=
tion and lowers during braking?
>> >> >
>> >> > So?
>> >>
>> >> So you can lift the front of the car over them anyway.
>> >
>> > Sounds like bull**** to me.
>>
>> Basic physics.
>
> So it is bull****.
You don't believe in physics?
>> >> >> >> >> I followed one home the other day - he was doing about 95=
in a 70, and 85 in a 60.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > He's allowed to, isn't he?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Only when the blue lights are on apparently.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > You could be colour blind.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> There were NO lights on.
>> >> >
>> >> > How do you know if you're colour blind?
>> >>
>> >> Do you know what colour blind means?
>> >
>> > Yes.
>>
>> Colour blind people can tell if lights are on or off. DOUGH!
>
> So?
So when you said "How do you know if you're colour blind?" after I said =
"There were NO lights on.", you were being stupid.
>> >> >> >> >> It said on the back "Police Training Vehicle".
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > So he's learning how to speed.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> ROFL!
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > You should take lessons too, Rolf.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I can speed without lessons.
>> >> >
>> >> > Sure you can. All of 40 mph.
>> >>
>> >> 140 mph.
>> >
>> > Since when?
>>
>> 2003.
>
> A few posts back you said you could only do 40mph.
Depends which car and whether the bonnet is tied down with rope or not.
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