On Sun, 04 Nov 2007 02:10:14 -0000, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
<mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 05:03:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
<mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>
>> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 17:06:18 +0100, Mr Pounder
<MrPounder@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > "Peter Hucker" <none@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>> >> > news:op.tzdnl7h04buhsv@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> >> >> On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:37:42 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
>> >> >> <mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>> >> >>>> news:1190524085.788733.306980@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> >> >>>> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> >>>> >> On Wed, 19 Sep 2007 07:55:42 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
>> >> >>>> >> <mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> >> >>>> >>
>> >> >>>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >>>> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in
message
>> >> >>>> >> >>
news:1190083527.451988.120900@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> >> >>>> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
>> >> >>>> >> >> Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.
>> >> >>>> >> >
>> >> >>>> >> > I'd never have guessed.
>> >> >>>> >
>> >> >>>> > Note: no response.
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>> Response.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> Are you trying to be clever?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> you wouldn't recognise it if he was.
>> >> >
>> >> > Mr Hucker means that I was born clever.
>> >>
>> >> No, Mr Hucker meant that Bruce is so dim he wouldn't know if anyone
was being clever.
>> >
>> > When you were born, they stuck a cleaver in your head.
>>
>> Classic projection.
>
> On your rathersmall part, PHucker.
People do not project with their parts.
>> Strange Signs in London:
>> Spotted on a bathroom of an office:
>> TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.
>> In a Laundromat:
>> AUTOMATIC WA****NG MACHINES. PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE
LIGHT GOES OUT.
>> In a London department store:
>> BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
>> In an office:
>> WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT
BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
>> In an office:
>> AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON
THE DRAINING BOARD
>> Outside a secondhand shop:
>> WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WA****NG MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING
YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
>> Notice in health food shop window:
>> CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
>> Spotted in a safari park:
>> ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
>> Seen during a conference:
>> FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON
THE 1ST FLOOR
>> Notice in a farmer's field:
>> THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL
CHARGES.
>> Message on a leaflet:
>> IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
>> On a repair shop door:
>> WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL
DOESN'T WORK)
>
> Mangled English, eh?
Yeth.
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