Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

On Sun, 04 Nov 2007 06:42:44 -0000, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
<mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:

> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:51:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
<mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>
>> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:53:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
<mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> >> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:32:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
<mbb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> >> >> The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > And a filter.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Hitler oughta do the trick.
>> >> >
>> >> > No, that would be gas then.
>> >>
>> >> A gaseous filter?
>> >
>> > Never heard of that before.
>>
>> Neither have I.
>
> Then why did you suggest it?

I mentioned a filter, you mentioned gas.

>> >> >> The reason people sweat is so that they won't catch fire when
having ***.
>> >> >
>> >> > Its dangerous to burn rubber.
>> >>
>> >> I've never caused an accident while wheelspinning.
>> >
>> > Chucking wheelies is the perfect way to blow a tyre.
>>
>> I've never blown one wheelspinning either.  I've blown one overtaking
on a pavement, I've blown one tearing round the French Alps, and I've
blown one driving at 90mph.
>
> You fool!

Why?  Tyres are meant to be blown, or they'd be made solid.

>> A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage
in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their
conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says
the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Two *****, dey come together.
I come again. Two *****, dey come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come once-a more."
>> "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly, "in this
country we don't talk about our *** lives in public!"
>> "Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma just tellun my friend howa
tospella Mississippi."
>
> Sure, as if anyone would believe that!

Italians aren't the brightest.

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